Overheard in New York
Stripper chick: I don't know, there was a detective that used to hang out with us in the club, maybe I could call him. He used to drive me home and shit.
Queer: Um, is he trustworthy?
Stripper chick: Well, actually he's pretty shady, but whatever.
Queer: Actually, that's probably better.
Stripper chick: You know, it probably is!
--A train
