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Technology News: Science: 'Hobbit' Skeleton Could Rewrite Prehistory: "The tiny humans may have been hunted by large lizards -- bigger versions of the Komodo dragons that still roam the island and which have been known to eat people. Most of the prehistoric fauna on Flores was believed to have been wiped out by a volcanic eruption 12,000 years ago, but local tales suggest the intriguing possibility that its race of dwarfs may have lived on."

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Yahoo! News - NASA Scientists Find Surface of Titan 'Very Alien'

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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Liquid 'suggested' on Titan

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | EU leaders to sign constitution

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | EU leaders to sign constitution
Heads of state will be in Rome for the ceremony, to be held in the same room where the Treaty of Rome was signed to establish the EU in 1957.

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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | 'Hobbit' joins human family tree

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