LIVE Princess Trump becomes the last president of the USR by the process of assassination

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There are gunshots wildly fired by the president-elect himself into the crowd, which he then called 'just warning shots' and then he put his hand on the bible. People are cheering. These are truly historic moments.

His first tweet as president is called the tweet order number one, which states that nobody may act outside a manner that is necessary for doing his job.

During the motorcade the president was hit by an English history book that was thrown at him from the audience and the president replied that he couldn't read while his security men threw him out the car and on to the street as the book was suspected to be a bomb. People on the sidewalks scatter in panic.