If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be...

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be...:

If the global crisis continues at the present rate,
by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational
….. the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

Before you know it, these two will merge,
and the whole place will be full of bloody wankers!