A life altering experience

And behold, The Lord spoke to me, and He postponed, cancelled and forthwith the day of the end of times. As it is satans construct to outdate and outlast humanity with the rapture, and Gods loyalty towards Adam who begot seth who begot abraham who begot........unintelligible.....who begot usama........inaudible.......and all his children.......speaking in tongues......and the proof of burden will set us free of the burden of proof.